Friday, July 2, 2010

A Brand New Language

I believe that the english language is & always has been an ugly ball of bloat. Having spoken it for as long as I can remember (no other languages mind you) I have always had a hatred towards the notion of having to learn another language, on the grounds that English was too hard & took me too long to learn, that the idea of having to learn another sickened me. Having taken both Spanish & French classes in school, I feel entirely justified in thinking so. I've read about the constructed language (or 'conlang') called Lojban, which addresses many, but not all of the problems I have with English.

More recently I've found myself often confused & annoyed by shorthand typing that I've read on the internet. When an abbreviation (& in other cases a plain english words, or a technical term) is used that one person doesn't understand, an entire conversation can come to a complete halt so that the word can be explained when just a few different keystrokes could have saved a dozen more. Sometime around last year I stumbled across an article about a new packing algorithm for fitting more objects into the smallest space possible, or something along those lines & I realized one of the things I felt was needed for a more modern language. We need to convey more information with fewer words & less time. Hell, this past paragraph alone feels like it should be half, or maybe a fourth as long as it is so far. Not to mention how long it took me to type.

To prevent this from getting too absurdly long & tedious, I'm just going to sum up the rest of my thoughts as a random bulleted list.

The language should:
  • be as logical & efficient at conveying information with as few & simple rules as possible.
  • use as few characters/letters/symbols, punctuation marks and words as possible.
  • use a new unit system,
  • have no exceptions to any of the rules of the language.
  • have no specialized jargon. Terms like 'electrical pressure' should be used instead of the word volt.
  • have a complex syllable structure.
  • have no distinction between letters/characters & mathematical symbols or even math itself. (unibrow should be written as 1brow)
  • have all short combinations of letters have meaning as words. (Why the letter I is a word, while K or X isn't I'll never understand)
  • be devoid of synonyms, homo/heteronyms, hetero/homographs, homophones, polysemes & etc. (but not lack the concepts there of)
  • now account for contradictions, ambiguities & paradoxes where possible, as opposed to merely using positive & negative connotations.
  • use exact, concrete, clear, simple & as short as possible definitions.
  • clearly express all subjective words/concepts as such.
  • take words without agreed upon meanings should be divided into all possible meanings. (nobody ever uses the word 'Irony' correctly)
  • have phonetic spelling & unambiguous resolution of sounds into words.
  • also be functional as a programming language with no change in grammar or syntax. The benefits are obvious.
  • be as similar in rules & structure for spoken, written & sign language as possible. (& hopefully taught alongside one another)
  • have little no distinction between cursive & printed or capitalized & lowercase letters.
  • have no silent letters/sounds.

Other ideas:
  • not use words or written characters originating in preexisting languages.
  • no rules for syllable stress.
  • be able to express most concepts/words from a dozen common languages without much difficulty.
  • have a metaphor/hyperbole/simile punctuation indicators (lack of variety may lead to overuse of metaphors)
  • organize all concepts in order of ambiguity with a loop-free tree structure may help.
  • minimize/eliminate distinction between folk & scientific taxonomy.
  • letters/characters/symbols should use as few & simple hand strokes as possible. (test groups might be nice)
  • pronunciation & grammar should avoid tongue twisters & awkwardness. (just saying the word 'twists' makes me angry.)(again, test groups)
  • be able to express waves (frequency, amplitude, rhythm, waveform) in writing & sign without the need for sheet music.
  • express element names, ions, isotopes & compounds simply & elegantly.
  • it could be named "optimized language" as it would be said in the language.
  • more frequently used words could be made shorter then less frequently used words if possible.
  • be taught alongside the metric system, or possibly create a new measurement system designed for easier conversion of units.
  • since human vocalization(& motor system, emotion, etc) is analogue, it may be more natural &/or efficient to use a more analogue writing systems.
  • ensure that what one is, does, believes, etc. are non-synonymous. I am a human, I play games (Not: I am a gamer.) I vote democratic (Not: I am a democrat)